a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom
very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10
here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10
this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.
this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10
this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway
i hate it. 0/10
this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling
a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10
it’s Awful. -5/10
The last one is me after not sleeping for 8 days straight
Tell me what I did to deserve this hurt when all I ever did was put everybody first
It’s not about whether we deserve it or not. Conditional acts of love and unrealistic expectations of other people and how they’re going to treat you or behave and the people you choose to place in your life are all things that reflect parts of you that you need to change. The universe is throwing you a bone. Take it and run. Cut out all the limiting and toxic people places and things and PROSPER
Also, maybe the fact that you never put yourself first is why you’re hurting so much.
Tell me what I did to deserve this hurt when all I ever did was put everybody first
It’s not about whether we deserve it or not. Conditional acts of love and unrealistic expectations of other people and how they’re going to treat you or behave and the people you choose to place in your life are all things that reflect parts of you that you need to change. The universe is throwing you a bone. Take it and run. Cut out all the limiting and toxic people places and things and PROSPER
this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.
